Flat Tire

A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.

"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"

by Ronlad Reneag November 28, 2024

flat chalupa

when someone says they're going to cook something a certain way, but then changes it last minute without telling the guy who posts on the fake social media page that parodies your establishment. can also be used in the negative to mean 'no lie' or 'no cap.'

today's special is the modelo beer cheese burger. no flat chalupa.

by jt15550 January 25, 2024

rolls flat

To travel be one's self; lacking an entourage

The opposite of roll thick

Steve rolls flat so he can keep all the hunnies to himself!

by Crash Override 8 December 12, 2007

flat g

not a nice place to live, really dirty sink and there is always salt in your tea

his new place is such a flat G

by donniedarkofan69sex November 03, 2020

Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

by Magsw13 February 14, 2019

flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)

Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy January 06, 2018