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Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.
Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake
by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009
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8 finger dive

When a female's vagina hole is so extremely large, one can fit 4 fingers from each hand into it, therefore "diving" their hands inside the female
Guy 1: Dude! How'd it go with that chick last night?

Guy 2: It was nasty yo. I didn't know she was so loose. I had to 8 finger dive that bitch.
by I Know Raunchy Terms November 13, 2009
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magic finger disease

A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.
The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!
by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010
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Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.
John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
by squidfinger December 1, 2010
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brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010
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three finger diet

Euphemism for bulimia. Basically you eat a large meal, then "eat three fingers" until you throw it back up.
I know Sheila says she eats sensibly to lose weight, but I suspect she's actually on the three finger diet.
by db_astra1 January 25, 2011
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Witch Finger

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia
he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds
by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011
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