February 30th

See rejection

Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*

by Intelligence001 June 5, 2016

February 23

National head day. Any woman has to give you head until you cum and can't stop until you do.

Boy:hey girl it's February 23 yk what that means
Girl: *gets down on knees*

by kageueoonsgatqgi February 23, 2022

February 22

A bitch was born

Its February 22! It’s graces birthday. She’s a real bitch

by SmartyPants763 November 2, 2019

February 19

It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.

Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”

Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”

by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020

Fingerless February

Starting at 12am February 1st girls can't finger them selves for the entire month of February

Hey did you fail fingerless February?
No no no i can't wait till March to beat this pussy no dick no toy just fingers

by Duxks November 10, 2019

7th February

Play games all night with your friends Day!

Example
Girl1:Hey its 7th February today!
Boy1:so what?
Girl2:so what?
Girl1:it means that we need to play games all night!

by Nikki74622 February 2, 2021

February 22nd

The day my boyfriend was born HES such a bottom but it don’t matter he’s supper hot😫

February 22nd is the day all hotties are born

by Josephsboyfriend February 2, 2021