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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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russian energy shot

I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.
by Plaier June 20, 2014
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Energy Shield

When the universe and all that is in it seems to cock-block you so hard it hurts.
Homie: Hey man, how're you and Autumn going?
You: Not too good, there's a damn energy shield in my way.
by PlasmaBolt January 26, 2016
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Big dick energy

Big dick energy is someone that’s mostly excited or wants to get laid
Woah I have big dick energy

I’m getting big dick energy tonight
by MOANS November 14, 2018
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Big Dick Energy

Intramural Organizer
Wills got some big dick energy, he's intramural organizer
by thebigt7 December 3, 2018
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Energy Support Goddess

Someone who will help you find a need for change. Someone who will help you find the right path that's right for you. Someone who helps you manage and keep track of where your energy or emotion is going. Someone who helps you learn how to control emotional instability. A teacher. A healer. A therapist that doesn't judge. a best friend.

Someone who you would tell your darkest secrets to and someone you trust. Someone who does not need a masters degree to help someone better their life. Someone who has taken the time and dedication to learn what they need to know in order to help the people that they are willing to help. This person may use crystals, yoga, meditation, oracles or New age material in their classes.
Today I'm going to see my Energy Support Goddess
by The Energy Realm 8818 December 5, 2018
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no dick energy

a guy who doesn’t treat his girl right, cheats on her/him, has a weak personality, and brings down others to feel better about himself. overuses swearwords in a bad context. usually very pale.
Jesus, her boyfriend has no dick energy”.
by 5midanocpued October 21, 2018
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