East Juniata High School

Welcome to yeehaw fucking county! Enjoy the sights of your local drug addict snorting pills in math class, or the various pregnant teens. Wether you’re looking for a lack of hygiene or a pervy science teacher, this place is perfect for you.
What the hell is that smell?
Thats gotta be an East Juniata High School student.
by Holyshitballs6281 March 30, 2022
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East Laurens High School

A small country school where everyone knows everthing about everyone. Nobody can stay out of anybody's business, and they cant keep their mouth shut about people's business. A school thats known for drinking, fighting, and using tobacco. Its pretty cool at times though.
Person 1: Did you hear abou the fight at East Laurens High School yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard it was started because this girl couldnt keep her mouth shut.

Person 1: Haha, danggg.
by Marilyn Monroe (: March 25, 2011
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East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
by DotV September 07, 2011
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Far east bowel movement

Mate, i had the dirtiest Far east bowel movement this morning, it flew out like a G6
by rpedz April 11, 2011
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East Spring Secondary School

Greatest school in Tampines Street 34, excellent teacher, sub-par toilets and you'll always be motivated to aim high act now anywhere anytime.
Eg.
Bob: I was from East Spring Secondary School, greatest school in Tampines Street 34.
Jim: I thought Al-Amin kindergarten is also in Tampines Street 34?
Bob: Second best then.
by c o c k n a r d e n August 13, 2019
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[CB East High School]

A secondary school located in Bucks County, PA. The typical student who attends CB East is rebellious, egotistical, bitchy, and just a plain asshole. If you don't have many friends, participate in class, or not outgoing/good-looking, your not cool enough. The teachers at this school secretly hate the majority of the CB East students; therefore, they fail them on purpose and blog about the students in their spare time. Mid-aged female, single teachers are looking to score with the hot-headed moron-of-a-head principal. The Head Principal walks the halls and views all the girls as simply eye-candy...heads up ladies!! stay out of THAT office! The reputation people have at CB East, are shady, shallow, slutty, skanks, scumbags and superficial.
"I am dumping you because you go to CB East High School."

"I couldn't graduate CB East High School because the Head Principal doesn't like me...and I am a guy =P"

"My English teacher at CB East High School, blogged awful things about me and my handicapped brother."

"Do not go to CB East High School."
by yourXworstxnightmare26 December 19, 2011
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Sachem High School East

A high school located in farmingville, new york where the kids have too much time on their hands. 95% percent of kids smoke pot by the ninth grade, 95% drink by the time their 12, and 90% of kids smoke by the 9th grade. There are more whores than one kid can count. Contrary to belief it is not a rich suburb school filled with white kids. It is filled with all kids. Has a really bad drug problem.Recently hired drug sniffing dogs. Most kids get fucked up at island 16 and at wendys.
Rivalry with Sachem North.
Has the worst football team, has a kickass girls basketball team.
Built in 2004, and is probably bigger than the pentagon.
Has a football team named the flaming arrows?!
Sachem high school east student: hey! how you doing?

Sahem north student: hey, fuck you. wait, is that pot?!

Sachem east student:yeah man, lets get fucked up.
by longislanderrrrrrrr March 09, 2009
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