What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
Amy:...
Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
Get the And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more mug.A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
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by Mallate April 2, 2005
Get the Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology) mug.Having a expensive pussy
by Oikawa's cumslut November 16, 2020
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by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017
Get the I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator mug.Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.
What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..
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