by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
Get the mad cow diseasemug. A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
by rubricguy March 19, 2010
Get the Politically transmitted diseasemug. When theres so much powder at the ski resort you and your friends are going absolutely crazy running over each other and totally destroy one another.
How was the resort today?
Dude, after waiting in lift line for 2 hours, once we got to the top everybody totally had mad pow disease, it was sick
Dude, after waiting in lift line for 2 hours, once we got to the top everybody totally had mad pow disease, it was sick
by leperms December 13, 2014
Get the Mad pow diseasemug. Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.
Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"
Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"
Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"
by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021
Get the Ashy Knees Diseasemug. Closely associated with peyronies disease.
Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni
Macaroni penis disease most frequently occurs as a side effect from Russian Macaroni
Last week my friend was diagnosed with macaroni penis disease. He thinks he got it from the Russian macaroni party dip.
by Electric Joe August 22, 2018
Get the Macaroni Penis Diseasemug. Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017
Get the touch screen diseasemug. If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!
Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!
by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018
Get the Jake Paul's Diseasemug.