Scream cut

Scream cut is when you put a lot of after-shave in your hand and then you smack it in the face of your friend when he has just shaved his beard.

Example of Scream cut

Carl: *just shaved his beard*
Oliver: *smacks Carl in the face with aftershave*
Carl: *screams of pain*

by Dawxace November 26, 2020

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

by tenet June 18, 2020

Cut The Turtle

“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.

“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”

“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”

by Larry2017 July 25, 2018

Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.

I was cookie cutting my girl last night.

by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018

Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

street cut

Drugs that are cut on the street and may be mixed with other drugs. Non-reliable, non-prescription.

Ex. Coke cut with meth, x, vics, etc. Fake Xans.

Adominick: Ay man I got some smackers, you want some?

Julian: Nah bruh those street cut, I only fuck with prescribed shit!

by JaySchmitty June 10, 2017

Dumb cut

Someone whos cut in a dumb way

Alex is dumb cut.

by Ray.Daking November 19, 2017