Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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Coon

A black person who rejects their culture(white washed). You’ll often find them with white people, straight hair, dressed like an old navy model, or with and american flag. They also tend to be racist to their own race
Jamal just scream “all lives matter” with Connor and Kyle. What a coon.
by theslumpgod May 29, 2021
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coon

alduin: dragons a coon
by Haczes March 28, 2022
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Coon

Someone on uses Urban dictionary as a tool to get folks fired.
Look at this coon spending all this time on Urban Dictionary!
by DefineThisBuddy March 31, 2022
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Coon

A coon is a human like species that sits in a hellcat with either a red or blue bandanna on and has a Glock also they always have kfc, watermelon and grape kool aid to wash it down and don’t but anything from them bc they probably put cocain in it
Hey Nolan look at that coon over there munching it’s watermelon
by Niggerbeater93 August 2, 2023
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Coon Cracker

A person of a minority background (specially of African American descent) who ignores their identity to believe in derogatory or prejudice beliefs against people of their race, mostly to secure a seat as one of the “good ones” when trying to fit into or be validated as a Republican.
Darnel and I used to be tight back in high school, we had always bonded over the news stories on the police incidents, but I checked out his insta feed and he’s become such a coon cracker thinking they want him to genuinely be there.
by LamePower January 27, 2025
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Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.
That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.
by chaivalla March 27, 2024
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