cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

cold crushing

hard working, no time to rest nor chill.

kaitlyn has been on her cold crushing shit since day one!

by skippa da flippa . February 13, 2018

sleeping cold

To be dead

-What if Luke tells the cops about us?
-I wouldn't worry about that, I've made some arrangements, so he'll be sleeping cold tonight

by tropenatt January 18, 2017

Cold-Softy

When you snap a chicks neck during intercourse

i was banging her, had a nam flashback, snapped her neck, then she went all cold-softy on me"

by linesteppersteve June 15, 2011

Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

Cold-a-sac

When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

by Loggerheader69 September 3, 2023