Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018

Cold-a-sac

When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

by Loggerheader69 September 3, 2023

Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022

cold-heartedness

The feeling that does not show any affection nor warmth to others; unkindness

Ebenezer Scrooge, a fictional character from A Christmas Carol, who is a wealthy elderly man who is defined by his cold-heartedness

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

Cold-hearted

Not showing any affection or warmth; unkind

I had no idea you could be so cold-hearted

by Johnnymyman96 December 31, 2021

Cold Can

A term used by the Scottish when referring to a Canadian person

Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can

by Seaniev4 November 30, 2016