French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church

"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"

by ogunga June 14, 2020

church sissy

Flamboyant gay who hides behind the church.

Ms. Mar is back at church. She is such a church sissy.

by RobCDC April 23, 2018

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

by Churchalisous March 27, 2019

church

the best cat ever

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.

by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people

do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

by justin von wolfgang January 17, 2008