Chinese Gold Farmer

Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.

People who have there account hacked usually previously bought gold from Chinese Gold Farmers.

by Budthestud May 1, 2013

Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

CHINESE STROKE LUNG

Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.

Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.

by W&R INC. December 16, 2019

Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

Chinese Incest Trap

When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.

Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.

by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020

chinese blow job

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it

"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"

by katwoman88 March 3, 2015

chinese love child

Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.

Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...

by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017