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Chicago

(she-cah-go) A city in the state of Illinois. To prove if somebody is truly from Chicago, ask them what block they from. If they say O-Block, whoop they ass (depending on their speech pattern). If they say Lamron, whoop they ass but not as bad because they did they research, anything else is valid.
"EEEEE Shordy she thick asl onfg! Whea she stay at? Im tryn crack onb!"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
by ACEFRMDOUGLASS September 13, 2022
mugGet the Chicagomug.

Chicago Snowblower

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024
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Chicago goatse

The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant
“I was with Melissa the other night she gave me a Chicago goatse!”
Damn dude rip your ass
by Zanderguy January 16, 2025
mugGet the Chicago goatsemug.

Chicago

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
by da MAK January 27, 2024
mugGet the Chicagomug.

chicago snowball

When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.
Lindsey took a nice creaming in her mouth then Chicago snowballed it all over John.
by Ironman2140 April 13, 2015
mugGet the chicago snowballmug.

Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022
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