Carl

A snowman that's really hot that is NOT DEAD just decapitated, and it's NOT blood it's ketchup. :)

person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?

Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.

Person #1: Oh that sucks man.

Example B:

CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?

by #creamy #moist #buttery December 19, 2021

carl hadgraft

Carls the type of guy to smell a pie and float towards it

Person 1:Hey how’s that carl guy?
Person 2: I don’t really know he just wants his wood holding that carl Hadgraft guy

by Large hairy November 7, 2021

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it

Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl

by David6882 November 27, 2018

carl gustav

Carl XVI Gustaf, Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus born 30 April 1946, Haga Palace, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden King and Head of State since September 15, 1973, when he succeeded his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf. He is the seventh monarch of the House of Bernadotte, the seventy-fourth of Sweden historical monarchs and, secondly, Magnus Eriksson, the longest reigning monarch in the history of Sweden. He is the Swedish monarch who has reigned at the time of old age.
and he likes to somke tat weeed

carl gustavs me jaaaa man king and me smoka that weeed plz no hate me se booobs me dance

by gb jaa maan gräddglass November 14, 2016

Carl stringered

The act of talking about a subject and in so detail you bore the audience to tears.

I'm busy mate you're starting to making me feel Carl stringered, I don't care if u build leggo and post videos.

by Thundercock5000 May 27, 2024

Carl

Carl is the kid who gets no bitches.

Boy: Hey is that Carl?

Friend: Ya I heard he gets no bitches.

by Louiek34 May 19, 2022