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The "Monsuir Candy"

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django
She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".
by Dshiznit93 June 9, 2022
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Candy Boy

Any male that dresses for the female gaze in efforts to manipulate them. Commonly seen with black nail polish, silver rings, excessive necklaces.
Come here candy boy, why you got so many necklace? Why you got necklace?
by MinorAndNeurodivergent February 17, 2022
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Eye Candy

Person of outstanding beauty. Men want to be them, women want to be with them
Dam that Paul Kehoe (Pek)and Tom Shannon are Eye Candy
by PabloSkillondinho June 21, 2011
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candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010
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Candy Sex

'dudddde.... i nailed this chick, she was only 15...'
'im jealous, i wish i could pluck me some candy sex...'
by The Jesus Of Wisdom January 7, 2010
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candy sticks

After blowing your main line of cocaine, you take a cigarette (hopefully a Newport) and suck up the rest of the "freeze" like a straw, into the cig.
"why are we making candy sticks, thats such a waste of coke"

"dude, we have like an 8-ball for 2 heads"

"... oh, word"
by Aurf December 30, 2006
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Candy Uncle

1. A term of endearment for a man who is not old enough to be a Sugar Daddy but performs the same or simular duties as a Sugar Daddy.

2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's
I got a good Candy Uncle becuase he takes care of me and my needs
by Uncle Wayne June 12, 2019
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