Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011

Hot Bong Water

When someone dumps CBD/THC oil in a hot tub.

Dude! That is Hot Bong Water. You can’t get in there or you will test hot.

by Full Monty January 10, 2023

Ludo Vicus Bong

The act of installing a lightning protection system. The words mainly come from old Javanese language. Ludo means Installation, Vicus Bong means Lightning Protection

Darwin: Hey, i just did Ludo Vicus Bong on my dad's office yesterday!
Rusli: Great, now you finally won't need to worry about lightning striking your dad's office anymore!

by bsdtb May 5, 2017

bong bay college

a school somewhere in Auckland full with weed and other drug

hey look its bong bay college

by grammernazi2624 June 5, 2018

Wada bing bong

To start of some drill or make fun of someone

Wada bing bong kick up the bong

by GrillUp September 9, 2020

Bing Bong Boogle

a synonym to cool, tight, funny, awesome, fresh, ultimately everything that is good!

damn this pizza is the bing bong boogle!

by wiggly henderson October 4, 2010

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019