Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 22, 2024

Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.

Phantom blunt syndrome

by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022

Face A Blunt

When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.

Wake up in the morning and face a blunt, thats all I know is to smoke out.

by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023

Buster Blunt

A blunt, joint, wood, or spliff that requires more than 1 paper to roll and have a tendency to have more than 1 filter.

Dam gang i was high af off that buster blunt you feel me?

by lsames August 04, 2023

Spark a blunt

When you show someone your dick but you tell them you’re going to spark a blunt so they can see what you’re doing below your waist

Person 1“Aye bro I’m boutta spark a blunt”
Person 2:“Aw cmon bro!”

by OTM Ben-A-Drill April 03, 2022

garage blunt

a blunt of marijuana made of roaches/ left over weed.

Save that roach so we can make a garage blunt later.

by Xam629 February 21, 2009

STRUGGLE BLUNTS

Skinny blunts or blunts filled with Huckabee (substandard marijuana). Hence the term "Struggle Blunts".

I can't smoke with Denzel, he smokes those 'Struggle Blunts'.

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 06, 2022