blonde

the most sexy type of girl, almost always has an amazing body, huge boobs, and a nice ass, but is as dumb as a rock

Guy1- Hey I really want that hot blonde over there
Guy2- Yeah but she is so dumb!!
Guy1- True but her body, boobs, and ass are perfect
Guy2- True my friend!

by clubboy010 December 16, 2009

strawberry blonde

a nice way of describing one of the worst shades of ginger
ginger people's hair often turns this colour when they attempt to dye it blonde

"wow you have weird light ginger hair"
"its strawberry blonde!!!!!!!!!"

by ja123 June 16, 2009

blond-chippy-cum-rack

That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com

Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.

by StephenDaedalus April 4, 2009

blonde

The type of female that minority men(Especially Black men) want to date and marry.

Looked at as easy and ditzy, or stuck up and bitchy.

Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

blonde moment

A moment that arises and passes...

One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...

by blood user October 2, 2003