lazy bastard

Usually when someone is too stupid to look something up for themselves, normally because they're a n00b, they're a lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: Do you need t oregister HL2 to play it ?
Bosseye :: Yes, and you somehow managed to miss 1000s of threads on the exact same thing, you lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: What do you expect, I'm a n00b.
by Plutonium Chihuahua December 03, 2004
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sneaky bastard

A guy who cheats quietly on his girlfriend behind her back and doesn't want be embarassed later, cause wants to get benefits on her.

* Someone who cheats on someone behind his/her back.
She loved and trusted him totally but that selfishness sneaky bastard cheated on her behind her back with other girls.
by lick me now January 26, 2009
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Old Bastard

Oh look, it's Old Bastard!
by 192Springfield February 05, 2019
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lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.
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Barrel of Bastards

A group or collection of people who for whatever reason you do not like.
Chavs - Ha ha look at the goth!
Goth - Piss off you complete barrel of bastards
by Acid Tsunami May 04, 2006
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