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Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
He knows just how to tie her balloon.
by Zaerion February 25, 2023
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The forbidden balloon puppy

An action in which one gently places his or her lips around a man’s penis tip, gorilla suctions on and literally starts blowing him and twisting until his dick takes form of a balloon puppy.
Last night was crazy bro, I heard Samantha gave you the forbidden balloon puppy!
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
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Hot Air Balloon

Blowing a raspberry on the vagina during 69
by Dionyssious April 22, 2019
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Pneumatic Bussy Balloon

When you’re plowing someone in the ass and they rip a huge fart, but the fart goes up your urethra and inflates your bladder rapidly. Typically followed by the elusive Penis Queef.
Dude 1: “Yo I was fucking Damien in the ass the other night and he farted in my dick”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”
by SCREAMING FISH December 30, 2024
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single balloon strategy

a balloon backbling from fortnite
a caster said the guy was using the single balloon strategy during summer skirmish even though it was a backbling
by rfournier09 December 17, 2020
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Ginger Balloon

A very large person with Orange hair who has no life, and the reason for their misery is brought about all by themselves. This person constantly complains and bitches about how miserable they are and their life is, yet does nothing make it better. They expect everyone else to coddle and baby them, but lose their shit when offered advice such as "do something about it or STFU already!"
Gosh, Paul, we'd hang out with you more if you weren't such a Ginger Balloon.
by jelsabel March 12, 2011
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Balloon Carcass

"Oh no! You popped my balloon and now it's balloon carcass"
by Magconfan101 June 5, 2015
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