Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.
Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
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1. n. the state of being awkward in the year 2006
2. v. to be in the position of feeling strangely out of place and all around idiotic
2. v. to be in the position of feeling strangely out of place and all around idiotic
being at camp summit 2006....soooo awkw-ard '06....even this sentence right now that i'm writing is awkw-ard '06...hah love, melissa
by smellymels and sarbear September 9, 2008
Get the awkw-ard '06 mug.The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
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"Why did you leave so early?"
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"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
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"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
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"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
"Why did you leave so early?"
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"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
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"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
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"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009
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by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009
Get the Awkward butterfly mug.An immense amount of awkwardness; equivalent to perhaps sleeping with someone and then killing their parents, having to meet with them over coffee for a lab report the next day; or your wife and your mistress meeting and getting to be good friends, and wanting to have a threesome with you, neither knowing the history of the other with you.
"I had to work with my ex-wife the other day on a work project...and then I was forced to be her euchre partner later."
"Wow that must have been an awkwardtropolis kinda day!"
"Wow that must have been an awkwardtropolis kinda day!"
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me and my friends were walking down the street with drinks in our hands... there was an awkward silence so i completeled and awkward turkey...
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