august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022

august 23

kiss the birthday boy🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

birthday boy: its my birthday, august 23
side hoe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13: "commere big boy!!!!!!"

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 11, 2022

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

Carl August

An awful person and a real dumass. He is like your trash

Carl August is dum

by bin osama May 31, 2022

27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

August 27th

This is the day, all the Hotties are born. Go bury them in gifts

Friend : Its August 27th, Isn't ur birthday?

Valerie : Yeah, why?

Friend : Its Hottie day.

by Chantilly <3 February 8, 2022

August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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by Ejejsks April 13, 2022