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Alyssa

Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins
Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick
by Bennidicto June 6, 2023
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Alyssa

A fag
Who’s that fag
Oh it’s alyssa
by Adriannacas June 2, 2024
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Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.
"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024
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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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Alyssa Mckay

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.
Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!
by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025
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Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust
Gosh bro get your pp out ur hand and be like Alyssa
by Eazy~T June 11, 2025
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