by Babatundeu November 7, 2020

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.
Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.
Well she will have fun with that young man!
Well she will have fun with that young man!
by Singletini September 11, 2009

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?
Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?
Pennywise: What?
Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age Eighteen
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Ag keeps on talking to me
by T*L#CH#N August 18, 2020
