go to the john

Go to the gents/ladies

Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..

by Thebacalhau April 5, 2018

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

John Davidson

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.

-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!

by Rustyflight November 9, 2019

Daniel Johns

Daniel Johns
Daniel Paul Johns is an Australian musician, singer, and songwriter best known as the former frontman, guitarist, and main songwriter of the rock band Silverchair.

He is a Scoundrel who has been at odds with Batman, and most recently has been accused of breaking up the Beatles.

Daniel Johns AKA The Scoundrel fought valiantly against Batman when his font was stolen.

Daniel Johns has a super cute dog.

by beruthiel_ May 19, 2022

john frank

He is known well around the world. Is a Jewish leader who both exceeds the mortal and demi mortal realm.

JOHN FRANK!

by Eliphnul January 11, 2017

john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.

Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.

by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023

John Vernon

When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon

Kayla has decided to become a John Vernon.

by Soup or Sauce June 29, 2016