shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

Front-stabber

Someone who tells you the truth to your face, instead of talking smack about you behind your back. It could be a friend who loves you, or a jerk who hates you. Chances are, it’s not your mom.

She was a true front-stabber, meaning she didn’t mind spilling the truth, face to face, and then, she twisted that knife just a little.

by Undo_Save? April 4, 2021

front but

When a female has a "stanky" pussy, or has a very fat pussy resulting in the look of a but in the front of your pants.

Applies to all women

1• Female I can smell your front but from here .

2• damn look at the front but on that fat bitch.

by Q-town definer December 10, 2016

Front load

The act of having a partner skip the line to smash when you already hand someone waiting in line.

I know mark is sweet but i had to front load mark

by Lazy sushi October 10, 2023

front dow

The thing I said to woman and it was disrespect and the principal told me it was bad and I fr respect if you respect me I don’t know why it was bad to say fr. that is why respecting women is good. sentence yeah.

“Front dow woman”

by poopsexual November 21, 2019

Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025