The ultimate "Make America Great Again" vigilante hero you never knew you needed. Enter Richard McCaslin, a guy who took conspiracy theories way too seriously. In 2002, he donned a homemade superhero costume (think Batman meets Duck Dynasty) and decided to storm Bohemian Grove, a fancy retreat for the rich and powerful, convinced it was a hotbed of elite shenanigans and occult rituals.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
Armed to the teeth and ready to dish out some old-fashioned justice, our fearless Phantom Patriot planned to expose the secrets of the elite and save America. Instead, he ended up providing a prime example of how not to conduct a covert operation. The police found him skulking around the woods, and instead of liberating the nation, he found himself liberating a jail cell.
McCaslin’s adventure serves as a reminder that sometimes the best way to "Make America Great Again" is to just stick to voting and leave the superhero stuff to Marvel.
"Did you hear about the Phantom Patriot? This guy went full 'Make America Great Again' superhero, storming Bohemian Grove in a homemade costume, only to get arrested and miss the memo that real-life isn't a comic book!"
by Phantom Patriot July 15, 2024
Get the phantom patriotmug. When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
Get the Phantom Shitmug. The true meaning of "shit", is the shit that simply lies in the toilet. Phantom shitter is when someone takes a HUGE shit in public toilets without flushing. that is the typical definition of an asshole. a perfect example of a phantom shitter is "Kevin Truong".
by Prisoner of Afghanistan February 4, 2016
Get the Phantom Shittermug. When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Phantom Dookermug. During a performance in a theatre two people engage in sexual activities on the catwalk above the stage. The moans echoing through the auditorium should resemble a howling spirit.
“I’m going to fuck up on the catwalk during a show.”
“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”
“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”
by TheRealLolcat January 16, 2023
Get the The Phantom of the Operamug. Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom
by Iwontusemyrealname_butitskaila March 26, 2017
Get the Jelly Phantommug. there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
by twirledview November 12, 2012
Get the phantom carrotmug.