What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
Get the parker frenchmug. by My dad turned to dust December 24, 2021
Get the Peter Parkermug. Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!
by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019
Get the Parkermug. by ppc133 November 23, 2021
Get the Parkermug. 
A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
Get the Parkermug. A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.
Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024
Get the Parkermug.