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Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.
I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.
by HouseFace May 23, 2025
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San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
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wipe irl

A term in deepwoken meaning to off yourself. Normally used as an insult after you've downed someone and they want to talk shit
Person 1: you grip freshies, die.
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl
by JustAJoker April 17, 2023
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Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.
This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.
by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023
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Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 1, 2023
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Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!
Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise
by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023
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