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Get the Second Wind mug.A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
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Get the pissing in the wind mug.A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.
Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!
by Karambyte January 19, 2022
Get the Ancient Wind mug.the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH
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"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?
"I think it's called no wind resistance
"I think it's called no wind resistance
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