Morgan Boehning

A very beautiful young woman who is the single most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. she has the best smile and the prettiest face. she can melt your heart at will and gives the most wonderful hugs and cuddles.

Morgan Boehning is such a great person.

by joshhoffman April 26, 2013

Pulling a Morgan

The act of abusing someone physically and/or emotionally in the work environment and getting fired because of it.

"Did you hear what happened to Greg?"
"No, what happened??"
"He got fired for pulling a morgan"

by TeamLowerHalf October 11, 2016

Piers Morgan Bingo

Piers Morgan Bingo is a highly intellectual game that is played by the most intelligent of our society.

It involves a bingo grid with phrases that Piers Morgan has said recently.

Thank you Piers Morgan! That's another off the Piers Morgan Bingo list!

by Bingo Overlord April 14, 2023

Morgan

A twat muff.

Gosh, Karen, don’t be such a Morgan!

by Booger4209669 November 23, 2021

The Morgan

Pretending to befriend someone after relentlessly bullying them, just to stab them in the back for amusement years later.

I thought she was cool then she pulled The Morgan on me.

by Kirilyx August 18, 2022

Morgan

A handsome, sexy, beautiful hunk of a man

Boy1: I wish I was more like a Morgan, then my parents would finally accept me

by Espresso_Depresso November 9, 2021

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023