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Wankered

When you've been done over by someone or something and its past the point of fixing or you have found yourself in a completely fucked situation which is completely irreversible. Its one of them when you'll realise... That you've been truly Wankered
Friend 1:" Bro we're surrounded by Pigs and they got the dog squad, fuck!"

Friend 2:" Ah shit! We've been Wankered!"
by Wagwan dickhead May 28, 2020
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Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
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porsche wanker

porsche wanker is a likeable down to earth guy into german sports cars
i would rather be a porsche wanker than a ferrari f-wit, no one likes them !
by razr rsr March 17, 2020
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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Wanker

You are like lumo( a wanker)
by Penis lover 69999999 June 25, 2022
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Wetsuit Wanker

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks
I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.
by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020
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