On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
by #1 redler June 29, 2021
Get the National wife daymug. Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010
Get the Mule Farmers Wifemug. an exclaimation of frustration or horror.
by CHELApants December 9, 2007
Get the fuck my wifemug. Lubna, Frank Ocean's wife, the biggest frank ocean fan in the entire world loves him with all of her heart.
by pyramidsonrepeat March 14, 2022
Get the Frank Ocean's Wifemug. a single plot twist in a game or movie that is so stupid its funny. often it completely ruins the story. this term was derived from the game bionic commando in wich the main character finds out his wifes mind is in his bionic arm
by mutant-lizard February 13, 2010
Get the wife in arm momentmug. A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
by wordsmith99 February 4, 2010
Get the Wife Without Benefitsmug. To physically assault and abuse your wife on a regular basis as a result of your addiction to steriods that causes you to have small nuts; It is preferred if you break other things in the process
He Latshawed his wife right through the front door and then beat her more for breaking the door on her way out.
by ymshdn32 December 5, 2004
Get the Latshaw your wifemug.