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Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.
Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.
by I dont remember my own name April 20, 2006
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Uncyclopedia

An amusing site that doesn't rely solely on shock value , porn pictures and excessive profanity for "teh lulz".

It explains how to be funny and not just stupid.
ED is good for a chuckle , but all the dead baby jokes and memes get old after awhile. Uncyclopedia is funnier IMO.
by queen_azure February 18, 2008
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bus uncle

An old man who over-reacts to someone who asks him to stop speaking loudly into his cellphone. Usually while on some form of public transportation.
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uncircumcise

the act of uncircumcising a man,woman,or child that has been circumcised or reversing their circumcision.also known as foreskin restoration/reconstruction, or reversal.
foreskin restoration

surgical foreskin reconstruction

foreskin transplant

infibulation reversal

cutting The suspensory ligament of the clitoris

vulva reconstruction

i decided to uncircumcise myself with a restoration device.
by tlt February 18, 2008
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uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.
"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"
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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008
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Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!
Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day
by Uncle Stinky Finger October 7, 2011
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