Kissing uncle

Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's

Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle

Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right

by Fgtrebgas April 1, 2021

uncle randall

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.

Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.

by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

uncle fatty

an extremely obese monkey who was sent to fat camp to achieve major weight loss

i love uncle fatty

by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021

uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021