twat

cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,

"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."

by nor cal crew September 6, 2003

a bag full of twat

a bag full is a person who is so retarded he/she can't simply be called a twat, they have to be more agressively called a bag full of twats, or sevral twats could also be reffered to as a bag full of twats.

the chelsea team are a bag full of twats, amy whinehouse is a bag full of fucking twats

by synister gates January 18, 2009

twat licker

the licking of the female sexual body part.

My gosh, Johnny, you're such a twat licker.

by Kasper Lee February 12, 2006

twat rocket

a woman who leaves a long term relationship and gets married within a year

Dude, i thought she was with XXX for the last 17 years! Now she's getting married?
She was...she's a twat rocket

by xxjipsy911xx July 15, 2011

stella act-a-twat

The person who Drinks way to much stella and does stupid things they usually regret the next day, or possibly the rest of their life. or commonly refered to the drink itself.

guy1: did i stella act-a-twat last night?
guy2: dunno did i?

by TyZ October 15, 2006

twatbake

An extension of the insult 'twat', adding emphasis on the stupidity of the person. Adding connotations of heated 'twat'.

your such a fucking twatbake

by beejand1 October 7, 2008

twat bang

The act of trimming and or grooming the female snatch region till the aperance of bangs is achived. The practice of teasing the said hair and dowsing with aqua net is considered common practice in the lower 48.

That girls snatch was shaved smooth as a baby rear, except she left some tremendous twat bangs.

Did she have a landing strip?....No, twat bangs.

Pedro:"I like her bangs"Jimmy Wilson: on her head...Pedro:No, her twat. Jimmy: oh

by dannytanner January 30, 2009