Trash Monster

1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.

2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.
Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.
by Soulful_Gingee December 24, 2018
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Dick Trashing

The process of which you and your friends trash talk a known fuckboi's dick size.

*not to be confused with Disk Thrashing*
"Hey Samantha, did you hear the dick trashing that Vanessa and I did about Chad's penis?"
by justsomeITguy July 21, 2019
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White Trash

Term used as a slur by other races and or "yuppies" to describe impoverished Caucasians (typically from the south or with southern mentalities) Depending on the individual being described, it may also be worn as a badge of honor to describe a hardworking White American clawing their way up from humble beginnings
Eminem in 8mile "...I'm a piece of fuckin White Trash I say it proudly..."
by Kyll June 26, 2015
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Trash Jenga

Delicately balancing items at the top of an already-overflowing waste receptacle in order to avoid responsibility for emptying it.
"Hey man, quit playing Trash Jenga with that Dixie Cup and just empty the garbage already!"
by DavieYo November 25, 2014
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bog trashing

The art of clogging or violating unsuspecting public or private toilets.

ie. Clogging a restroom toilet with its entire TP roll. Then flushing it so it overflows, so someone will have to clean it up.
Dude, let's go bog trashing and piss off the janitor.
by Dissident Chestnut March 27, 2008
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Blonde trash

A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.
God, Sarah is such blonde trash, she was on Facebook for seven hours last night.
by L cars February 18, 2011
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Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.
"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."
by trashmonkey1 August 09, 2019
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