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Tokien Nerd

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.
Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English
by Homefrog February 17, 2004
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toke

Brian burnt so much toke that he had smoke both blowing through his mouth and asshole.
by Little Missy Licky December 15, 2007
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Tokeshi

1. A common asian name given to the firstborn male of many traditionalized families that are asian and are of asian descent and are generally good-looking, attractive, asian, and extremely hot.

2. Name given to attractive Asian males that are commonly overlooked by women solely because of their height.

3. The most common male asian name mistaken for "Tofu," which is not a dish normally ingested in asian culture, especially Japan, where many enjoy eating rice and chicken with chopsticks.
Sally: "How was your trip to Tokyo, Sue?"
Sue: "It was awesome! I saw a whole flock of Tokeshis sitting in a circle eating chicken and rice with chopsticks! I sure am glad I'm short!"
by mmhmmm.. July 15, 2009
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Tobenation

The act of working out with the Tobenator
Tobenation starts at 10:30 am!
by That Guy69365 April 4, 2011
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Modus Tolens

The fucken sweetest logic this side of confusius!
Modus Tolens is logic....

if P then Q
If Q then P
Therefore...
P = PQ

WINNING!
by J$$$$$$$$$$$$$ June 6, 2011
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toke on that

some thing you say when you beat some one or prove them wrong
joes team beat dans team in foot ball and joe shouts toke on that
by jez to the rez January 21, 2004
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shotgun toke

to inhale during an orgasm
Sally shotgun toked during an orgasm.
by <tom> September 8, 2006
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