toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Toilet pepper

Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper

“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”

by taWa_personn November 30, 2021

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.

“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes”

by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021

toilet bitches

A dirty girl that can easily be shitted on
When one is dressed and everyone else looks a mess

When i was at the club I was shitting on these toilet bitches.

by yuoihjol January 26, 2006

toilet sicle

The act of recieving head while sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

Shasta gave Zach a toilet sicle in my bathroom.

by Travis Thompson August 7, 2006