White Hairy Buffalo

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

by Shley May 29, 2019

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

Buffalo

A person who has less than 200 friends or followers on social media. Usually an empty nester who joined social media to creep on their adult children.

“My dad is such a buffalo! He only got 12 likes on his last Instagram post LOL.”

by evntrgrl October 23, 2017

Ginger Buffalo

Large, hairy, girlfriend stealing, ginger men.

Me: No Sally, don't touch the large, hairy man!!

Sally: You mean the Ginger Buffalo??

by Antiginger22 August 28, 2015

Buffalo

When someone is faking being under the influence of any type of drugs or alcohol; trying to act cool in front of friends of other groups etc.

Dude Paul was buffaloing so hard at that party last night, he was probably trying to act cool in front of his friends.

by Lilnigga February 27, 2020

buffalo hour

Hyradtion period - preferably with water- in between long sessions of drinking alcohol.

We’ve been drinking at this bar for a while; I need a Buffalo Hour.

OR
I need a Buffalo Hour before we go out tonight.

by Librarychic June 14, 2018

Buffalo Vegetarian

A person who follows all of the guidelines for a vegetarian except for Buffalo Chicken Wings.

Mike defined himself as a vegetarian but when it came to wings from Duffs he turns into a Buffalo Vegetarian.

by Jillawha June 12, 2019