Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him
Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard
by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021
John pulled a PM the other day.
If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.
If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.
by squarebob February 21, 2024
The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
by What’s your handle321 June 30, 2024
breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?
definition: prickly sea pickle //
pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el
"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"
definition: prickly sea pickle //
pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el
"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"
"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"
by theold October 27, 2021
The hottest person you will ever come across. Well educated in geography and Russian cuss words. A truly chronic queen.
by Lexi Hershey September 08, 2021
by Johnson H. Pork March 18, 2024
A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021