hottest thing known to man

A thing that makes every human being horny. It is so horny that everyone puts it on the top of their list of things that makes them horny.

Ur mom is hottest thing known to man.

by jdoexbox360 September 9, 2023

the jaw thing

When an extremely hot guy has a jaw.

OH MY GOD, JOHN GENEST III IS DOING THE JAW THING😍

by jewing April 4, 2016

Thing

Oh! He said the thing!

Hym "Oh! You see it? He said the thing! From the show!"

Iam "Yeah, yeah I see it..."

Hym "Right!? That shit is metal!"

Iam "Yeah..."

Hym "Why so glum chum?"

Iam "Oh... You know... Everything is falling apart. My life is going to be miserable, indefinitely, from today forward."

Hym "Don't worry. You'll die eventually."

Iam "That... Doesn't make me feel better."

Hym "It isn't intended to." 😐

Iam *sigh* "I know...."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2022

Thing'e'

Thing'e' is the best International Online Soccer player there is. He is in a team called Ball Breakers.

Did you see Thing'e' score that goal the other day where he dribbled round the whole of RsT, then shot past the merc goalkeeper Neuromancer?

by Isolated March 29, 2005

the longest urban dictionary word thing ever

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by pink testicles February 17, 2021

pink thing

A word to describe a man's penis

Hey bro, how's your pink thing? Get any lately?

by Carey Scriven June 22, 2005

thing-a-ma-jigger

A fictional vehicle.

The thing-a-ma-jigger flies again!

by Darken the Way January 31, 2019