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Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.
Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024
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Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is ❌
by iminhellplshelpahhh March 15, 2025
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Rui Simon

He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.

I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.

Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.

It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.
Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah

Rui: Pay me first!
by NoneeJorgahn November 23, 2021
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Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."
by rosellias January 13, 2024
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Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.
by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022
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Simon Zone

Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better
by Shit Hurts December 13, 2019
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Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
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