split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

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Get the split my eggsmug.

split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.

«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»

by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020

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Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

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Chain Split Line

When the picture of a chain covers up the meeting point between two videos.

That video you edited is amazing, just needs a 'chain split line'.

by jellyeditor April 4, 2022

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Get the Chain Split Linemug.

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.

by leldon February 4, 2025

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