tori scales

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.

Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

DichtHer Scale

A form of measuring a woman's performance based on a scale relative to the balance of Looks, Ability, and willingness.

John: Yo dude how was last night? She was pretty cute.
Eric: Eh she rated about a 6 on the DichtHer scale.

by Perrywinkle Mcghee The fourth February 27, 2010

Quality of Life Scale

A way of measuring quality of life using life expectancy, GDP, and other factors.

We can measure quality of life using quality of life scale.

by Ben Wingert December 15, 2022

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The attractiveness of a female on a scale of one through ten.

"Damn, She is hot. A definite 7/10"
"Her beauty can't be described by the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale."

by SaintofJustice September 8, 2016

scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.

Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!

by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.

That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.

by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024