Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games

Take these and do your job shuffle monkey

by R.A.Y November 7, 2011

Monkey quest

A game where a person is a monkey and they go to a special land of monkeys and they go on quests. When the players level rises, they can put on higher armor and equip stronger weapons. Monkey quest uses a unity.

Tom: hey wassup?
Jim: shhh!!! I'm playing monkey quest!

by DJSwag July 26, 2013

monkey cult

the biggest group of monkey

monkey cult is monkey

by bruhskiithe1st April 17, 2021

monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.

I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.

by triskalguilo February 19, 2009

Allah Monkey

Allah Monkey is an idolized monkey that if someone were to swear by it, they would be telling the full truth.

George: Bro, did you actually fuck a dude?
Bhullar: On Allah Monkey I did!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

Monkey Majik

A japanese pop/rock band from sendai consisting of two canadian brothers named Maynard and Blaise Plant. The band has been rather successful for a band started by two forieners, and has a rising fan base out in japan.

The line for monkey majik is:
Maynard:Guitar/vocals
Blaise:Guitar/Vocals
Tax:Drummer
DICK:Bassist

by Toilet man January 13, 2009