Ronald McDonald

a hot beast that shoves big macs into your mouth

Someone:"Hey Ronald McDonald!"
Ronald: MCDONALDS

by rootb33r November 23, 2019

mcdonalds

tastes like shit, only the apple slices are good

ew i just ate mcdonalds it tastes like shit

by shiteater42069 September 7, 2020

Mcdonalds

a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.

I ate McDonalds for years and i am now 890 pounds

by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021

Ronald Mcdonald

Touched me. OOOOOOOOF i crie erytyme sad.

Ronald Mcdonald is locked away lol.

by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018

Lancaster mcdonalds

The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.

Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town

Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds

Yeah wbu

Yeah

Nice

I think I like you , you want fries

Yeah lad

by Mulletpatrol May 23, 2022

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's

"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."

by ma11en April 9, 2023