The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021

crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty

Damn he's a crusty goat

by Crustygoat4life January 19, 2017

Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022

Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

Goat Barn

The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.

I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.

by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021

stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.

"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".

by drrryl March 4, 2016