Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

fanum tax

to steal bits of food/to nibble on your friend's food

fanum tax came from the creator/streamer, fanum, where this "fanum" guy would "tax" other streamers by eating their food.

1: Im gonna fanum tax your burger!

by genalphaslangman November 24, 2023

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

fanum tax

taking a piece of food or of anythingg

i will fanum tax your gyat

by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024

Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.

Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 23, 2020

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021

sin-tax

the tax for sinning. it's literally in the name, what do you mean i'm wrong?! it's the 'sin-tax'. the tax you have to pay for sinning- don't look at me like that! you know i'm right, you're just jealous i'm the one who has the balls to say it!

"Oooh, someone's gonna have to pay the sin-tax~"

by eli-dino January 21, 2022