testicake

a testicle that has been smashed into the shape and thickness of a pancake by force

You hit me in the fucking balls with a dodgeball. Now my right nut is a testicake.

by Jim Laird January 12, 2006

Tatic

Shoulda been tactic cause niggas don’t know how to spale but anyways an action or strategy carefully planned to achieve a specific end. (p.s. if it had a “c” innit)

Damn. I know ion smoke but I know tatic missing a letter.

by JesusPeicesPlease October 17, 2020

testicalls

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.

unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(

by Zomar October 2, 2007

Tactical trade

Similar to a normal trade, except nothing is given in return, basically stealing

I got this new Xbox game from a tactical trade at my local Gamestop.

by SigurJ January 31, 2009

TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

Tastivity

Tastivity is the term that refers to when people insult others in a argue over what goes ontop of, in, or around a food. Most common is pizza, ice cream, and tacos. Along wi

"Dude I only like reguler pizza!". "How can you say that? You have no tastivity man".
"Tacos are the best with just the sauce." "Hell no dude, you need habenero on it for it to be a REAL taco."
"Ice cream with over 9000 topppings is God's choice when going to tastivity"

by Ozma_S December 8, 2009

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010